UNDER A MEDIUM SIZE DISCO BALL
four plastic wheels
make a solfege
when we point our foot at an angle

BOY YU GOT IT ALL
a big cowboy hat
covers the lump on yr head that swole into a lifelike ceramic miniature of me
scrubbing yr floors & spanking yr babies

UNDER A MEDIUM SIZE DISCO BALL
we make scissor shapes
in our roller sk8s
to bitch better have my money

BOY YU REALLY GOT IT
an assistant manager nametag
a ten percent discount on hot topic merchandise
with alrite benefits

CAUSE NOTHING FEELS AS GOOD AS
circling the drain for four consecutive hours
every saturday nite
in our skinnyjeans

CAUSE NOTHING MAKES MY HEART BEAT LIKE
nothing makes my heart beat like
nothing makes my heart beat like
taking off my bra when i get home from work

BOY YU GOT IT REAL GOOD
u got it like blackjack on the tv tray
like armageddon on dvd
like a fist sized portrait of yr dad in the kitchen tile